The Pope-A-Dope Career Slope Of No Hope

When Peron seized power, he made Borges the inspector of poultry for Buenos Aires.

One wonders what similar fate might be in store for poor Anjoum Noorani, his glittering career now in tatters. Equality rights adviser on a South Georgia penguin reserve, perhaps? This might well be a suitably exotic posting for a man of his education, but at the same time one could not help but feel more than a little sorry for the penguins.

Ach well, never mind. The call-centres are always recruiting. I'm sure he'd look good in a headset. 'A month less a day on this ship, three years on other ships'.