Wongaplonk

Delighted to see Simon Mann, Equatorial Guinea's very own Abdelbaset al-Megrahi (every country should have one), escaping the consequences of his own avarice. Hopefully the wonga plotting plonker will squeal to the rozzers like the good and loyal little milk monitor that he's been trained to be all his life, and that thereafter his fellows will be taken to the housemaster's study for a sound thrashing.

The British class system, which teaches those at its top that the rest of humanity and all its works exist for no purpose other than to enrich them - you gotta love it.