Balls Bans Bootleg Butties

The plural, glazed-eyed and really quite creepy global elitist Ed Balls is seeking to replace the maxim that 'there's no such as thing as a free lunch' with 'there's no such thing as lunch'.

Balls is a stranger to the concept of personal freedom, unless, of course, it is to be enjoyed by people like him and those with whom he associates; it is not surprising that the BBC should begin its report on his latest boot in the face, authoritarian initiative with the phrase, "Pupils should be kept in school grounds during lunch breaks to stop them eating unhealthy take-away food, the Schools Secretary Ed Balls has said.' To Balls, other peoples' children are a hated enemy to be penned, corralled, kept like animals and force-fed propaganda; the idea that they might exercise their own choices and preferences, regardless of what he would force upon them, is alien to him.

In the face of Balls's insolent jobworthiness and attempts to impose culinary apartheid, Britain's schoolchildren need an anthem with which they can express their defiance. Given that he seeks to dictate what they can and cannot consume, I would suggest 'Something inside so strong'.