Patricia Hewitt, OAF Of The Day
"Hewittless, of course, has since moved on from the wreckage of Rover and is now presiding over the financial disgrace that passes for NHS funding. It's a mess not of her making, but I'd not bet a brass zak to win a king's ransom that she'll prove capable of sorting it out.
The interview with her on BBC Radio 4's Today programme earlier this week had proper business folk reaching for the sick bucket. Her patronising performance invited only one possible conclusion: that a suburban junior school from the 1950s must be missing its deputy headmistress.
She represents nothing less than Australia's revenge on the Old Country. We transported our undesirables Down Under; in return they sent us Hewittless"