Friday, November 20, 2009
Despite being unable to recall ever being asked if I wanted one, I now have a President. Name of Herman, apparently.
It really does make one wonder what all those great fusses of not so long ago, like D-Day, were really all about. But hey ho, we are where we are.
Let us hope that HE van Rompuy and the sublime Baroness Ashton will either stay or be kept as far away from anything important as is humanly possible; you never know, if they do then something might tell them they're on to something good.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
High Atmospheric Vapidity
"I still like doing the Moonwalk on slidey floors and I don't have a proper job or a pension or a driving licence or anything. " - Ariane Sherine.
Ms. Sherine, a self-styled, er 'comedy writer', appears to have deleted the blog post from which the above quotation comes; it is to be hoped that she does not believe that comedy exists only to have other people appreciate your cleverness by laughing with you, rather than failing to show sympathy by laughing at you when you make a public wally of yourself.
Never having met anyone named 'Apollo' or 'Mercury', I can't imagine what kind of burden it must be to share your name with a type of space rocket, particularly one that has to be hauled into the jungles of South America to be launched; but then again, I'm as common as muck. It probably shows.
The eternal space cadet, whose penchant for Moonwalking might suggest that's she more likely to be wired to the Moon than she ever will be to walk on it, would be harmless - mostly harmless, perhaps - if she had not decided to take her 'Atheist Bus Campaign' to a whole new level with an all out assault on the concept of parental rights. Even the most vehement opponent of religiously segregated schooling (such as, ahem, me) should recognise or ought to be able to recognise that parents must have the right to instruct their children in their religious beliefs.
There is no, as the Moonbat vapourtrails, 'current public perception that it is acceptable to label children with a religion'. To someone raised in an age where history is regarded as what you recorded on Sky Plus last night, and ancient history is last week's Top 40, it is pointless attempting to argue that every society everywhere has recognised the right of parents to induct their children into their religion. Those which have been officially non-religious, such as the Soviet Union, or biased against religion, such as the Third Reich, have been compelled to indoctrinate children into their own belief systems, because they know that the child's natural instinct towards religion is more powerful than any of their prattlings about their own objects of hatred du jour, whether they be capitalists or Jews. It is an irrepressible instinct of all created things to lift their eyes to something greater than themselves; even plants turn towards the sun.
This natural instinct towards religion is universal; we cannot suppress it for ever, and every attempt to officially oppress it has failed. They will always fail. Religion, and in particular Christianity, is too powerful a medicine for the feelings of perpetual motion sickness induced by solipsistic atheism to be able to handle. Just as having no policy is having a policy in the political sphere, to have no religion is still to have a religion. This might make an enlightened atheist like Moonbat believe that she'll 'disappear in a puff of logic'; but it's true.
It is also surprising to see anyone raised in multicultural Britain walk into the asteroid field of anthropology so blithely. The fact that religion is almost always the dominant feature of any culture, and that if you try to draw people away from religion you are undermining what might be your own multicultural shibboleths, doesn't really seem to occur to them.
And how is this marvellous idea to be enforced? As far as I can see, this is the most nebulous aspect of Moonbat's grand plan for the spread of atheism. It's presumably only to be talked about. Being an atheist, she doesn't, of course, have anyone to pray to for its success. Christians pray, atheists sit around and chat over lattes. It would be a very good thing if the idea that the religious are not inclined to action were to be killed stone dead once and for all.
It was, of course, that remarkable humanitarian Louis St. Just, possessor of that mind of fire and heart of ice that conspired together to get him whacked at the age of 26, who thought that boys should only be with their parents until the age of five, and thereafter should become the property of the state for life. To deny a child a right to their religion is the sort of rubbish that only a very nasty piece of work like St. Just would come up with, for to deny a child their religion is really to deny them their own identity. If they follow it in later life, it fits like a glove, and if they reject it then they might be engaged in some curious intellectual exercise, but at least they are exercising free will. Like the Robinson family in 'Lost in Space' the lost are only lost because they forgot either where they started out from, or where they were meant to be going.
It seems like this is Moonbat's 'Gotterdammerung' from the high-paced and funky world of evangelical atheism; she's apparently resigning from her beliefs to spend more time with her career. One wishes her well, and can only say that if her track record as an evangelist has been anything to go by, her editors should watch out for buffer overflow.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The Audit Of Orwell
Perhaps the best career move that George Orwell ever made was dying when he died. His reputation would most certainly not have survived one of those embarrassing lurches to the right which seem to afflict leftists in their old age, once the knighthood’s in and the Nobel’s on the mantelpiece.
I’ve recently finished reading ‘1984’ for the first time. Although it was at first disquieting to realise that one is reading a story about a 39 year old man with a dud leg and bad teeth, upon completing it one realised that there may be some limited value in performing an entirely subjective audit of where we stand now in relation to his vision of the future, after 12 years of New Labour and 3,000 New Criminal Offences on the books. It is doubtful whether anything that is written here has not been said elsewhere, by writers steeped much more deeply in scholarship of Orwell – but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a bash.
Like ‘Brave New World’, like ‘A Man for All Seasons’, ‘1984’ seems to be one of those works which children must suffer when introduced to at too young an age, which in turn causes the work to suffer as a result of being introduced to children of too young an age. As far as young readers in 2009 are concerned, this is something of a pity; if only because they’re the ones living the nightmare.
The adjective ‘Orwellian’ is overplayed – one might just as well use it to describe the misanthropy of anthropomorphic pigs as the dystopic world of Oceania. As adjectives go, it’s been so overused it’s now in serious danger of needing to be re-soled. One of the more delicious ironies which arises from reading the book in 2009 is to think of those libertarians who complain about the erosion of civil liberties being ‘Orwellian’, and, in the same breath, describe the process as being the result of ‘a cock-up, not a conspiracy’; a classic example of doublethink, the process of being able to believe that two contradictory contentions can both be true at the same time without which his imaginay world could not function.
Where are we at? The principal flaw in the book is that Orwell, who was writing as a good socialist in the days of a Labour government, did not raise, perhaps did not or even could not countenance, the possibility of liberty not being lost as a result of revolution, but counter-revolution. IngSoc never materialised to set up telescreens in every home; but neoliberalism, the counter-revolution of the chartered accountants, did rise to set up the CCTV cameras on every street corner. It is apparently not only those on the left who have believed that power is not a means, but an end in itself.
He was in the business of providing warnings about political systems; not attempting to become a visionary of the future in the mould of Arthur C. Clarke. Accordingly, being able to assess the role that technology can play in oppression was beyond him; after all, who needs telescreens when you have cookies? If he had survived to write the book in 1975, his vision might have been very different. The microprocessing revolution of the 1950’s and ‘60’s could have led him to believe that oppressive states of the future would seek to chip humanity as a way of ensuring that their whereabouts can be monitored at all times. On the BBC’s ‘Countryfile’ programme of 15th November 2009, it was reported that recent EU regulations have directed that all donkeys be chipped. It is unknown whether any of these poor monitored beasts are in fact small wooden boys, with noses that grow longer when they tell lies, transformed into donkeys against their will, and whose only real desire is to be living, breathing boys.
In no particular order...
The philologist Syme tells Winston plainly that Newspeak is designed to be the only language in the world with a diminishing vocabulary; in the Principles of Newspeak, to make impossible any modes of thought other than those approved by The Party. This process has been at work on the English language, certainly as spoken and written in the UK, for many years. In ‘Free at Last’, his last set of political diaries, Tony Benn describes his irritation at taking a train journey and being described for that purpose as a customer; and he was quite right, because, as he said, he was a passenger. Anyone who has had dealings with the Department of Work and Pensions in the recent past will appreciate the same disquiet at being described as a customer when one is both a citizen and claimant. The increasing use of the word ‘customer’ to describe very different kind of relationships is classic Newspeak in action, making it impossible to imagine the user of a service having any kind of relationship with those who provide the service, any service, other than as a customer. Attempts to reduce all interactions to commercial transactions are attempts to reduce ways of thinking. This is ‘1984’ in action.
The concept of doublethink, the ability to hold two simultaneously conflicting views, is critical to all that the book describes. In recent years, we have been governed by a Labour Party which has been fanatical in its implementation of a ‘flexible labour market’. Its only tangible result has been growing disparity between the rich and the poor. The guys who cooked up the Speenhamland Act had nothing on Tony Blair, CEO of Reds Inc.
For a party to simultaneously believe in both the redistribution of wealth and in the benefits of a flexible labour market is classic doublethink. We should perhaps have seen that one coming.
By the same token, the desire of the UK’s two-and-a-half main political parties to rule Britain while advancing European integrationism at the same time is, again, classic doublethink. Do they wish to rule, or not?
In Oceania, the ‘proles’ live in a state of permanent peonage, hated by The Party but providing the labour without which it could not exist. They are not ‘secret people’, but almost entirely invisible. It is here that Orwell is at both his most perceptive and most blind, his desire to create getting in the way of his socialism. The proles live for the Lottery, which they believe to be the only means available to them of escaping a life of deadening labour – bang on. They are sustained by a junk diet of bad, quite literally manufactured, music and sexually violent films – bang on. The women are obese – a very hit and miss prediction. Orwell believed that this would be the result of a combination of overwork and over child bearing, which, in these sylvan days of Income Support and social abortion, would be viewed with distaste in many quarters. Then again, he was in the business of producing warnings, not prophecies.
Without war, there could be no Party; and in the section in which Winston reads Goldstein’s ‘Principles of Oligarchical Collectivism’, it is made clear that the only reason why the three powers make quite desultory efforts at warmaking is to control the labour supply available in the Third World. This is one prediction which Orwell got badly wrong – again, he might not have had a crystal ball, but his failure to predict counter-revolution meant that he could not see any circumstances in which the Third World’s labour could be opened up to Western exploitation by any means such as ‘The Washington Consensus’, one of the most effective colonial policies ever devised – it is very much more efficient to dominate a country by destroying its economy from within and calling it ‘freedom’, than by invading it from without.
Some time ago, I mentioned that the current wave of immigration from the Third World was what scholars of the 19th Century would have called a ‘Volkerwanderung’. I’ve revised that view – the ‘Volkerwanderung’ of the early Christian era were the result of the Roman Empire’s internal collapse. This one has been the result not of an internal collapse, but as a result of the wanderers’ own economies and societies being collapsed as a result of outside pressures. Europe is now full of people with nowhere else to go; not economic migrants, but financial refugees. Through blindness and stupidity, We the People colluded in this, for no reason other than our desire to consume. While it is perfectly natural to feel sympathy for doctors and nurses having to migrate to Europe to clean toilets and serve fast-food, the idea that this is not a natural state of affairs brought about as the consequence of previous policies does not seem to occur to anyone with the slightest degree of responsibility for the management of affairs; another example of doublethink.
That it might also lead to dissent and the threat of internal collapse is, of course, another possibility that they did not seem to consider; their stated belief that all the world’s people are only interested in the same things, an idea Orwell himself found absurd, has had any number of quite avoidable consequences, such as the appearance of a bloody great hole in the ground where the World Trade Centre used to be and the rise of Nick Griffin; of whom more later.
Yet in our times of endless war, that ‘war hysteria’ which Orwell described as being at its most acute at the top of society, is manifested only, er, at the top of society. ‘We must stay the course in Afghanistan!’ scream the ministers and the newspapers. Staying the course in Afghanistan seems to mean securing the supply of cheap heroin in Glasgow, and little else. Those lads will wander around in their jim-jams with tea cosies on their nappers from now ‘til Kingdom come, and no amount of blood spilled trying to democratise them is going to make a blind bit of difference. That’s their thang – it’s what they do. Afghanistan is, and always will be, an historical oddity – a civilisation more in need of ‘Top Man’ than Tocqueville.
Yet the Afghan War (how many have there been now? Is anyone keeping score?) is illustrative of The Party maxim that ‘He who controls the present controls the past; he who controls the past controls the future’. We went there to destroy Taliban; now we’re there to ensure, well, something or other, but destroying the Taliban seems to be a non-starter – besides, if things keep going the way they have done recently, we’ll be having Skeikh Al-Khazi round for Tiffin in no time at all. In a period of time which in the span of history will be nothing but the blink of Mullah Omar's good eye, Manhattan’s aforementioned bloody great hole in the ground will be considered to be less important in the scheme of things than the pursuit of gender equality in some mountainous hellhole. Perhaps we have arrived at that point already.
We shouldn’t really be surprised that historical narrative has become so deliberately muddled, perhaps even been sabotaged, that it can only be interpreted through the lens of Orwell’s aphorism. The British national narrative du jour that we are ‘a nation of immigrants’ is entirely false, yet it has been being pushed on the public for at least a decade now. Remember – he who controls the present controls the past, while he who controls the past controls the future.
While being tortured by O’ Brien, Winston is told that his mere death will not be enough. He must be crushed so completely that he comes to accept, indeed love, the system which will shoot or vapourise him. The Party’s inability to control and monitor thought processes is viewed as being a weakness. ‘Crimethink’ is taken so seriously that Parsons, the most avid Party man Winston knows, ends up in the Ministry of Love for saying ‘Down with Big Brother’ when he is at his most vulnerable; in his sleep. He is turned in by his daughter.
The advance of laws prohibiting ‘hate speech’ are nothing but attempts to introduce ‘Crimethink’ into our culture. The more bovine type of rightist will bluster about an Englishman’s right to say this, that or the next thing – flapdoodle. They will bitch and moan about the number of Equality and Diversity personnel that local authorities are compelled to hire, when what really gets their goat is the amount of money such folk are paid – this is doodleflap (a sight really worth seeing would be a group of one-legged black lesbian diversity co-ordinators standing outside the Kensington & Chelsea Conservative Club waving their wedges and shouting ‘Loadsamoney!’). Blimp has never been shot down; and his bovine insistence that ‘it’s a cock-up, not a conspiracy’ means that he has been as blind as a newborn puppy to the social engineering going on around him. The folk he complains about are not there to ensure that we all live the right way; but that we think the right way. Blimp has been kippered by the very forces he’s supported ever since he started believing that trade unions were A Bad Thing.
But that is not the supreme irony of this situation. That honour goes to the diversitators themselves, by habit creatures of the left, who, in doing their very level Boy Scout and Girl Guide best to impose one worldism on us, have been the unwitting stooges of ‘globalisation’, whatever that might be; for whatever it is, it’s the most avaricious, rapacious form of capitalism the world’s ever seen.
As C. S. Lewis remarked in ‘The Four Loves’ the abolition of friendship in favour of companionship would be considered a great advance by those who wish us to be suspicious of each other. The diversitators’ insistence that criminal record checks be necessary for parents who wish to participate in the school run has been an achievement of British totalitarianism that not even Orwell could have anticipated. As he remarked in ‘England Your England’, the most hated term of abuse in the English language is ‘Nosey Parker’. The transformation of his England into a nation of midden-rakers, trawling through other peoples’ trash in pursuit of misdeeds such as trying to get your child into a better school, would have been entirely beyond his imagination.
Not even Oceania could destroy the family, so it didn’t even try – however, the increasingly fungible nature of human relationships, facilitated by corrosive propaganda and unnecessary laws, means that, again, life has outperformed art.
In Oceania, nobody can be permitted to obstruct the system’s march to dominance; and as far as we are concerned, it is at this stage that hope appears.
Although a deplorable impulse and one which must be overcome for all our sakes, the desire to hate an individual is entirely natural; yet hate is subject to entropy. If spun out too widely, it can’t be kept going for long. In Oceania, they acknowledge what they believe to be its power; but they only do it for two minutes at a time. When attempts are made to generate hate against whole groups of people, they usually backfire. It might have been a cock-up, it might have been a conspiracy – but if it was the latter, it’s been a cocked-up conspiracy.
The anathemisation of entire groups of people such as the white working class and the British National Party, their self-appointed, shaven-headed champions, have done nothing but increase support for that group to such a level that its leader now appears on mainstream television. As much as he might itch for the job, Nick Griffin will never be the equivalent of Emmanuel Goldstein (no irony intended). He is already too widely known. His party has too much support to enable it to be suppressed. Perhaps the mistake that those who directed this hate made was in thinking that their constituencies would swallow the party line at all times and under all circumstances. For many years, the constituencies downed it like foie gras. But in forgetting their own humanity, in pumping themselves full of doublethink and abusing and attempting to criminalise those who questioned their motives, those in command of policy assumed that their constituencies had none of their own, that they would suffer being lied to and done down indefinitely – which must make their rejection by their constituencies in favour of a sometimes inhumane individual even more bitter, and them more vengeful.
There are, of course, huge flaws in the book. Orwell doesn’t get round to explaining how IngSoc conquers America; a pretty big omission. Yet his biggest omission of all is his failure to address the question of religion.
Presumably not being religious himself, he fails to explain how Oceania has made religion disappear. Nobody in Oceania seems to feel the need to invoke any authority higher than Big Brother. I’ve got a feeling Orwell didn’t understand either religion or the religious very well – his invocation ‘God is Power’ is, of course, a bastardisation of ‘God is Love’, and he references the Catholic Church twice in ‘The Principles of Oligarchical Collectivism’. Yet it perhaps shows that his ambition over-reached itself by failing to mention religion at all, when the one thing that no dictatorship anywhere has ever been able to do is stop people praying. If anything, living under dictatorship is more likely to make you start.
Are we in the world of ‘1984’? No. Does it seem like it? Yes. Could it get worse? Yes. Will it ever win? No. God the Father trumps Big Brother every time. There is always hope.
I’ve recently finished reading ‘1984’ for the first time. Although it was at first disquieting to realise that one is reading a story about a 39 year old man with a dud leg and bad teeth, upon completing it one realised that there may be some limited value in performing an entirely subjective audit of where we stand now in relation to his vision of the future, after 12 years of New Labour and 3,000 New Criminal Offences on the books. It is doubtful whether anything that is written here has not been said elsewhere, by writers steeped much more deeply in scholarship of Orwell – but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a bash.
Like ‘Brave New World’, like ‘A Man for All Seasons’, ‘1984’ seems to be one of those works which children must suffer when introduced to at too young an age, which in turn causes the work to suffer as a result of being introduced to children of too young an age. As far as young readers in 2009 are concerned, this is something of a pity; if only because they’re the ones living the nightmare.
The adjective ‘Orwellian’ is overplayed – one might just as well use it to describe the misanthropy of anthropomorphic pigs as the dystopic world of Oceania. As adjectives go, it’s been so overused it’s now in serious danger of needing to be re-soled. One of the more delicious ironies which arises from reading the book in 2009 is to think of those libertarians who complain about the erosion of civil liberties being ‘Orwellian’, and, in the same breath, describe the process as being the result of ‘a cock-up, not a conspiracy’; a classic example of doublethink, the process of being able to believe that two contradictory contentions can both be true at the same time without which his imaginay world could not function.
Where are we at? The principal flaw in the book is that Orwell, who was writing as a good socialist in the days of a Labour government, did not raise, perhaps did not or even could not countenance, the possibility of liberty not being lost as a result of revolution, but counter-revolution. IngSoc never materialised to set up telescreens in every home; but neoliberalism, the counter-revolution of the chartered accountants, did rise to set up the CCTV cameras on every street corner. It is apparently not only those on the left who have believed that power is not a means, but an end in itself.
He was in the business of providing warnings about political systems; not attempting to become a visionary of the future in the mould of Arthur C. Clarke. Accordingly, being able to assess the role that technology can play in oppression was beyond him; after all, who needs telescreens when you have cookies? If he had survived to write the book in 1975, his vision might have been very different. The microprocessing revolution of the 1950’s and ‘60’s could have led him to believe that oppressive states of the future would seek to chip humanity as a way of ensuring that their whereabouts can be monitored at all times. On the BBC’s ‘Countryfile’ programme of 15th November 2009, it was reported that recent EU regulations have directed that all donkeys be chipped. It is unknown whether any of these poor monitored beasts are in fact small wooden boys, with noses that grow longer when they tell lies, transformed into donkeys against their will, and whose only real desire is to be living, breathing boys.
In no particular order...
The philologist Syme tells Winston plainly that Newspeak is designed to be the only language in the world with a diminishing vocabulary; in the Principles of Newspeak, to make impossible any modes of thought other than those approved by The Party. This process has been at work on the English language, certainly as spoken and written in the UK, for many years. In ‘Free at Last’, his last set of political diaries, Tony Benn describes his irritation at taking a train journey and being described for that purpose as a customer; and he was quite right, because, as he said, he was a passenger. Anyone who has had dealings with the Department of Work and Pensions in the recent past will appreciate the same disquiet at being described as a customer when one is both a citizen and claimant. The increasing use of the word ‘customer’ to describe very different kind of relationships is classic Newspeak in action, making it impossible to imagine the user of a service having any kind of relationship with those who provide the service, any service, other than as a customer. Attempts to reduce all interactions to commercial transactions are attempts to reduce ways of thinking. This is ‘1984’ in action.
The concept of doublethink, the ability to hold two simultaneously conflicting views, is critical to all that the book describes. In recent years, we have been governed by a Labour Party which has been fanatical in its implementation of a ‘flexible labour market’. Its only tangible result has been growing disparity between the rich and the poor. The guys who cooked up the Speenhamland Act had nothing on Tony Blair, CEO of Reds Inc.
For a party to simultaneously believe in both the redistribution of wealth and in the benefits of a flexible labour market is classic doublethink. We should perhaps have seen that one coming.
By the same token, the desire of the UK’s two-and-a-half main political parties to rule Britain while advancing European integrationism at the same time is, again, classic doublethink. Do they wish to rule, or not?
In Oceania, the ‘proles’ live in a state of permanent peonage, hated by The Party but providing the labour without which it could not exist. They are not ‘secret people’, but almost entirely invisible. It is here that Orwell is at both his most perceptive and most blind, his desire to create getting in the way of his socialism. The proles live for the Lottery, which they believe to be the only means available to them of escaping a life of deadening labour – bang on. They are sustained by a junk diet of bad, quite literally manufactured, music and sexually violent films – bang on. The women are obese – a very hit and miss prediction. Orwell believed that this would be the result of a combination of overwork and over child bearing, which, in these sylvan days of Income Support and social abortion, would be viewed with distaste in many quarters. Then again, he was in the business of producing warnings, not prophecies.
Without war, there could be no Party; and in the section in which Winston reads Goldstein’s ‘Principles of Oligarchical Collectivism’, it is made clear that the only reason why the three powers make quite desultory efforts at warmaking is to control the labour supply available in the Third World. This is one prediction which Orwell got badly wrong – again, he might not have had a crystal ball, but his failure to predict counter-revolution meant that he could not see any circumstances in which the Third World’s labour could be opened up to Western exploitation by any means such as ‘The Washington Consensus’, one of the most effective colonial policies ever devised – it is very much more efficient to dominate a country by destroying its economy from within and calling it ‘freedom’, than by invading it from without.
Some time ago, I mentioned that the current wave of immigration from the Third World was what scholars of the 19th Century would have called a ‘Volkerwanderung’. I’ve revised that view – the ‘Volkerwanderung’ of the early Christian era were the result of the Roman Empire’s internal collapse. This one has been the result not of an internal collapse, but as a result of the wanderers’ own economies and societies being collapsed as a result of outside pressures. Europe is now full of people with nowhere else to go; not economic migrants, but financial refugees. Through blindness and stupidity, We the People colluded in this, for no reason other than our desire to consume. While it is perfectly natural to feel sympathy for doctors and nurses having to migrate to Europe to clean toilets and serve fast-food, the idea that this is not a natural state of affairs brought about as the consequence of previous policies does not seem to occur to anyone with the slightest degree of responsibility for the management of affairs; another example of doublethink.
That it might also lead to dissent and the threat of internal collapse is, of course, another possibility that they did not seem to consider; their stated belief that all the world’s people are only interested in the same things, an idea Orwell himself found absurd, has had any number of quite avoidable consequences, such as the appearance of a bloody great hole in the ground where the World Trade Centre used to be and the rise of Nick Griffin; of whom more later.
Yet in our times of endless war, that ‘war hysteria’ which Orwell described as being at its most acute at the top of society, is manifested only, er, at the top of society. ‘We must stay the course in Afghanistan!’ scream the ministers and the newspapers. Staying the course in Afghanistan seems to mean securing the supply of cheap heroin in Glasgow, and little else. Those lads will wander around in their jim-jams with tea cosies on their nappers from now ‘til Kingdom come, and no amount of blood spilled trying to democratise them is going to make a blind bit of difference. That’s their thang – it’s what they do. Afghanistan is, and always will be, an historical oddity – a civilisation more in need of ‘Top Man’ than Tocqueville.
Yet the Afghan War (how many have there been now? Is anyone keeping score?) is illustrative of The Party maxim that ‘He who controls the present controls the past; he who controls the past controls the future’. We went there to destroy Taliban; now we’re there to ensure, well, something or other, but destroying the Taliban seems to be a non-starter – besides, if things keep going the way they have done recently, we’ll be having Skeikh Al-Khazi round for Tiffin in no time at all. In a period of time which in the span of history will be nothing but the blink of Mullah Omar's good eye, Manhattan’s aforementioned bloody great hole in the ground will be considered to be less important in the scheme of things than the pursuit of gender equality in some mountainous hellhole. Perhaps we have arrived at that point already.
We shouldn’t really be surprised that historical narrative has become so deliberately muddled, perhaps even been sabotaged, that it can only be interpreted through the lens of Orwell’s aphorism. The British national narrative du jour that we are ‘a nation of immigrants’ is entirely false, yet it has been being pushed on the public for at least a decade now. Remember – he who controls the present controls the past, while he who controls the past controls the future.
While being tortured by O’ Brien, Winston is told that his mere death will not be enough. He must be crushed so completely that he comes to accept, indeed love, the system which will shoot or vapourise him. The Party’s inability to control and monitor thought processes is viewed as being a weakness. ‘Crimethink’ is taken so seriously that Parsons, the most avid Party man Winston knows, ends up in the Ministry of Love for saying ‘Down with Big Brother’ when he is at his most vulnerable; in his sleep. He is turned in by his daughter.
The advance of laws prohibiting ‘hate speech’ are nothing but attempts to introduce ‘Crimethink’ into our culture. The more bovine type of rightist will bluster about an Englishman’s right to say this, that or the next thing – flapdoodle. They will bitch and moan about the number of Equality and Diversity personnel that local authorities are compelled to hire, when what really gets their goat is the amount of money such folk are paid – this is doodleflap (a sight really worth seeing would be a group of one-legged black lesbian diversity co-ordinators standing outside the Kensington & Chelsea Conservative Club waving their wedges and shouting ‘Loadsamoney!’). Blimp has never been shot down; and his bovine insistence that ‘it’s a cock-up, not a conspiracy’ means that he has been as blind as a newborn puppy to the social engineering going on around him. The folk he complains about are not there to ensure that we all live the right way; but that we think the right way. Blimp has been kippered by the very forces he’s supported ever since he started believing that trade unions were A Bad Thing.
But that is not the supreme irony of this situation. That honour goes to the diversitators themselves, by habit creatures of the left, who, in doing their very level Boy Scout and Girl Guide best to impose one worldism on us, have been the unwitting stooges of ‘globalisation’, whatever that might be; for whatever it is, it’s the most avaricious, rapacious form of capitalism the world’s ever seen.
As C. S. Lewis remarked in ‘The Four Loves’ the abolition of friendship in favour of companionship would be considered a great advance by those who wish us to be suspicious of each other. The diversitators’ insistence that criminal record checks be necessary for parents who wish to participate in the school run has been an achievement of British totalitarianism that not even Orwell could have anticipated. As he remarked in ‘England Your England’, the most hated term of abuse in the English language is ‘Nosey Parker’. The transformation of his England into a nation of midden-rakers, trawling through other peoples’ trash in pursuit of misdeeds such as trying to get your child into a better school, would have been entirely beyond his imagination.
Not even Oceania could destroy the family, so it didn’t even try – however, the increasingly fungible nature of human relationships, facilitated by corrosive propaganda and unnecessary laws, means that, again, life has outperformed art.
In Oceania, nobody can be permitted to obstruct the system’s march to dominance; and as far as we are concerned, it is at this stage that hope appears.
Although a deplorable impulse and one which must be overcome for all our sakes, the desire to hate an individual is entirely natural; yet hate is subject to entropy. If spun out too widely, it can’t be kept going for long. In Oceania, they acknowledge what they believe to be its power; but they only do it for two minutes at a time. When attempts are made to generate hate against whole groups of people, they usually backfire. It might have been a cock-up, it might have been a conspiracy – but if it was the latter, it’s been a cocked-up conspiracy.
The anathemisation of entire groups of people such as the white working class and the British National Party, their self-appointed, shaven-headed champions, have done nothing but increase support for that group to such a level that its leader now appears on mainstream television. As much as he might itch for the job, Nick Griffin will never be the equivalent of Emmanuel Goldstein (no irony intended). He is already too widely known. His party has too much support to enable it to be suppressed. Perhaps the mistake that those who directed this hate made was in thinking that their constituencies would swallow the party line at all times and under all circumstances. For many years, the constituencies downed it like foie gras. But in forgetting their own humanity, in pumping themselves full of doublethink and abusing and attempting to criminalise those who questioned their motives, those in command of policy assumed that their constituencies had none of their own, that they would suffer being lied to and done down indefinitely – which must make their rejection by their constituencies in favour of a sometimes inhumane individual even more bitter, and them more vengeful.
There are, of course, huge flaws in the book. Orwell doesn’t get round to explaining how IngSoc conquers America; a pretty big omission. Yet his biggest omission of all is his failure to address the question of religion.
Presumably not being religious himself, he fails to explain how Oceania has made religion disappear. Nobody in Oceania seems to feel the need to invoke any authority higher than Big Brother. I’ve got a feeling Orwell didn’t understand either religion or the religious very well – his invocation ‘God is Power’ is, of course, a bastardisation of ‘God is Love’, and he references the Catholic Church twice in ‘The Principles of Oligarchical Collectivism’. Yet it perhaps shows that his ambition over-reached itself by failing to mention religion at all, when the one thing that no dictatorship anywhere has ever been able to do is stop people praying. If anything, living under dictatorship is more likely to make you start.
Are we in the world of ‘1984’? No. Does it seem like it? Yes. Could it get worse? Yes. Will it ever win? No. God the Father trumps Big Brother every time. There is always hope.
Monday, November 16, 2009
They Live In Edinburgh, Have A Scottish Mother...
and one of them is a taxi driver - so why are we paying for an Arabic translator?
A Revolutionary
A suggestion from Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrats, which suggests that he is neither liberal nor democratic. They used to bang people into the Tower of London for saying such things. Screw him and his party. Hopefully they all get their ballots kicked at the election.
Can I make one small request of this person - when you start doling out the Mao pyjamas, can I have mine in Extralarge?
Saturday, November 14, 2009
It's All The Fault Of The Poor, Damn Their Eyes
When I read this guy, I sometimes start to think he'd like nothing more than to have the right to kick the poor to death in the street, you know, really let fly with both fists and feet before finally doing for them with an open razor to the jugular; and then be thanked for it.
Memo to English Bob - the poor will be with you always. Friedrich von Hayek will not.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Ad Multos Annos
The Rev. James Henderson S. J., sometime of the staff of St. Aloysius College and later curate at Sacred Heart, Edinburgh, passed away last week. He was buried two days ago.
Two years ago, it was a pleasure to renew an acquaintance broken 24 years before when he married my wife and me at Sacred Heart.
By 2007, the charismatic Londoner with the build of a prop forward and wiry greying hair, who had taught RE through the medium of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' and bawled out unruly altar boys for fannying about in the sacristy, had lost four stone, the hair turned white and thinning; but, like all good Jesuits, his door was always open, and he never seemed to stop working.
Hopefully he is now at rest, like the good and faithful servant he gave every impression of being. Please say one for him.
Eternal rest grant unto your son James, O Lord, and may perpetual light shine upon him, may he rest in peace; and may his soul, and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.
A Short Thought For Conservatives
"The use of Fashions in thought is to distract the attention of men from their real dangers. We direct the fashionable outcry of each generation against those vices of which it is least in danger and fix its approval on the virtue nearest to that vice which we are trying to make endemic. The game is to have them all running about with fire extinguishers whenever there is a flood, and all crowding about to that side of the boat which is already nearly gunwale under. Thus we make it fashionable to expose the dangers of enthusiasm at the very moment when they are all really becoming worldly and lukewarm; a century later, when we are really making them all Byronic and drunk with emotion, the fashionable outcry is directed against the dangers of the mere 'understanding'. Cruel ages are put on their guard against Sentimentality, feckless and idle ones against Respectability, lecherous ones against Puritanism; and whenever all men are really hastening to be slaves or tyrants we make Liberalism the prime bogey." -
Screwtape, as edited by C.S. Lewis, 'The Screwtape Letters', No. 25
Darwinist Logic
Some Darwinists seem to believe that human beings are descended from apes because the genomes of both share similar characteristics. Notwithstanding that there have been a heck of a lot of apes and a heck of a lot of us, and that there is a heck of a lot of the fossil record, in the absence of that one piece of killer proof which the aforementioned fossil record has so far been unable to provide, let us see where that type of logic leads us. Ah, yes.
All motor cars have engines and wheels. Ferraris have engines and wheels. Therefore all motor cars are Ferraris.
Eureka! Men are descended from apes! Open the champagne, call David Attenborough and mail me my Nobel!
Keep looking, chaps. Next! As Bono said - 'But I still haven't found what I'm looking for'....
The Whole Anglican Thing
I have deliberately avoided writing about the Pope's overtures to the Anglican Communion; if only because such matters are, to coin a phrase, way above my pay grade.
Founded as it was upon the principle, 'goodbye to the old boss; meet the new boss', and for no substantial purpose other than to be the religious wing of those who rule England and who, in their view, must continue to rule her whatever the cost, Anglicanism is, and always has been, prone to the operation of spiritual centrifuge; as soon as it start to pick up speed, it's at risk of falling apart. My knowledge of English ecclesiastical history perhaps ain't what it should be; but it would be an interesting study to see whether the Oxford Movement could ever have happened without the revival in evangelical Anglicanism which immediately proceeded it.
Yet one must admire the subtlety with which Herr Doktor Professor Ratzinger has set the cat amongst the pigeons. He did not say 'Archbishop Williams, tear down this wall'; instead, he went directly to the people. When he's trying to save souls, just what else is a Pope to do?
The Parachute
Lovely wee story; and it's a pity that Mr. McCallum didn't live to hear it. The Lord works in mysterious ways...
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Glasgow North East
Today, we are having a Parliamentary bye-election in which two of the four main parties are feilding candidates whose only previous work experience seems to have been as BBC journalists.
This is how revolutions start. Vote Smeato!
Put Him On 'Question Time'
If Lord Mandelson must become Minister of Information, it would only be appropriate for him to face the public - a move I recall suggesting, oh, only five months ago now.
Old Testaments
An Edinburgh widow named Mona Webster has followed the disgraceful example of Dr. Grace Smith, leaving nearly half of her substantial estate to New York's Metropolitan Opera House.
Some believe that money talks; others perhaps even that it sings. It was her money to do with as she liked, of course; but one can't help but think that there might be mouths it could have fed. Bah, humbug.
And New Testaments...
Kudos, and hopefully much, much more, to the late Mr. Hugh Brown, a resident of Kinghorn, for bequeathing his entire estate to the RNLI. Other human beings might not get to hear 'Cosi fan Tutte' as a result of Mr. Brown's generosity - but they will get to live another day.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Some Thoughts On Thinktanks
This writer is increasingly of the belief that all thinktanks, policy shops, group blogs, and teams of newspaper leader writers should be considered to be not unlike Snow White's Seven Dwarfs, as imagined by Kafka or Lovecraft.
Krapp's Last Tape
Having watched the absurd segment on 'Newsnight' last night during which Jeremy Paxman lobbed embarrassingly soft questions to a heavily sedated Jacqui Janes, it occurred to me that Gordon Brown might just have been the victim of a crime.
Whenever you phone a British call centre, the words 'These calls may be recorded for training and monitoring purposes', or some other similar formula, which are piped into your ear are not primarily there for the purposes of facilitating either training or monitoring. They are there to ensure that the call can be recorded legally by enabling you, the caller, to indicate your lack of consent to being recorded by putting the phone down. In my day, the recording of telecoms for civil or commercial purposes was governed by the Telecommunications Act 1984; don't know what the governing legislation is now.
If Ms. Janes and her pals recorded Gordon Brown without advising him they were doing so, this could explain why 'Newsnight' broadcast only her side of the call, an editorial omission which turned the 'interview', such as it was, into a toe-curling embarrassment; and it could also mean that if the Prime Minister sought to take this matter further in a private capacity, the recording now in the hands of 'The Sun' newspaper (ultimate proprietor, Keith Murdoch, AO, KCSG) just might be evidence of a crime.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
On Honours
This is a bit of a time-delayed post.
On November 5 2009, Sir Ian Blair, former Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, mounted a sterling defence of immigration and diversity on the BBC's 'Question Time' show. He stopped short of calling Robert Kilroy-Silk a racist at just the right moment, and praised the competence of Polish plumbers to the skies; although his comment that the Poles were 'the best plumbers around' will no doubt be burned into the memories of aggrieved British plumbers now gagging for the chance to have a go at a leaking Blair bathroom.
Memorable highlights of Sir Ian's career in public service include allowing himself to be photographed with what seemed to be an orange napkin on his head, and also allowing himself to be sacked by Boris Johnson. It might be said that Sir Ian's touch for public relations has lost none of its deftness in his retirement.
The best example of the occasionally tortured relationship which can exist between the police and the policing of immigration came on Sir Ian Blair's watch. If the police service under his command had perhaps been a little more attentive to finding visa overstayers, they might not have had to answer so many awkward questions when his officers shot one of them in the head.
Yet for all his searing modernity, Sir Ian did not feel it necessary to turn down a knighthood. To this reader, the words 'Knight Bachelor' sounds like a name one could just as well give to a breed of potatoes as to a breed of men. One is almost tempted to ask Sir Terry Leahy, the celebrated grocer and educationalist, for two pounds of Jersey Royals and a pound of Knight Bachelors.
The image of Sir Ian getting medieval on The Shadwell Massive on a trusty steed like a knight of old, lance drawn, mace in hand and bearing an orange napkin like a lady's favour, is perhaps more likely to happen in the movies of Terry Gilliam than in any part of modern London. One can only wonder just why such a modern thinking man as Sir Ian Blair would ever be tempted to have anyone address him as 'Sir Ian'. Who could ever want such a thing?
The English Yeoman Action Doll
If some clever manufacturer of childrens' toys wishes to clean up this Christmas, they should consider marketing a male action figure dressed in three piece suit and bowler hat with a string at the back which, when pulled, makes the doll say 'It's a cock up, not a conspiracy'.
Whoever Thought That Rich People...
have ever been interested in free speech? Dating back at least to the days when Herbert Spencer helped America's robber barons sleep a little better at night by telling them that the indignities they heaped on their fellow men were merely the consequence of 'the survival of the fittest', the world's wealthiest people have held the sincere, if mistaken, belief that what liberty really means is their liberty to oppress their neighbour; and any attempt to restrict that, is, well, the road to serfdom.
It should never be thought that all of the world's wealthiest are against regulation; for some, the English libel laws provide an outstanding example of good regulation in action. Such peoples' attitude to liberty is not unlike their attitude to consumer goods; there's never enough around for me, just enough for you to make you think you're prosperous.
If You Tell People That Stuff Is The Most Important Thing In Life...
you shouldn't be surprised when they try anything they can to get it.
If some enterprising charity were to set up a soup kitchen in Knightsbridge dispensing feta cheese and avocado compote with a prune juice drizzle, they'd be queuing four deep round the block.
Monday, November 09, 2009
Why Celebrate?
All that happened was that one illegitimacy was replaced with another.
Indeed, what do we have to celebrate? We are less free now than we were then. Instead of having to experience the tyranny of communism, we have had the tyranny of capitalism instead. In their own way, each is equally unattractive.
Sunday, November 08, 2009
No Public Funding Of Abortions In The US
At least until the next time. You never know; while abortion is always unsafe, particularly for the ritual's sacrificial victim, Congress might even one day get round to making it as rare as it is legal.
Remembrance Sunday
Given that it is a populist celebration of British militarism, it will be interesting to see how long this festival endures in post-Lisbon Europe.
And British politicians will be as eager as their European counterparts to see the back of it. All wars are the result of political failure, and Afghanistan is no exception - and nobody likes to be reminded that they're a failure.
It would be better for the festival if there were no political involvement in at all, indeed, if politicians did not wear the poppy; if for no other reason than that it strikes me as being a bit sick to say 'I honour your sacrifice' when you're giving the order to fight.
The New World Order
Should any 'new world order' ever arise, it will be guaranteed to satisfy three very basic criteria. The thinking behind it will not be new. It will not be run in a worldly manner. And it will most certainly not be orderly.
Megalomaniacs share certain profound characteristics with cookers and washing machines; the new ones always tend to be like the old ones, always doing the same things with no perceptible improvement in performance.
Some Thoughts On The Life And Career Of T. S. Eliot
I am not overly familiar with Eliot's work; and recent book reviews suggesting that his life was tragically marred by having to go out to, you know, work in order to pay for his first wife's medical treatment are unlikely to give me the urge to rectify this gap in my knowledge anytime soon.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Those Who Suggest The War In Afghanistan Is Necessary...
It would mean missing the hunting season and lauds at the Brompton Oratory; but we must all make sacrifices from time to time. After all, there's a war on.
Catholics, particularly high profile Catholic convert Establishment figures, who preach the necessity of unnecessary wars haven't quite got the point of Catholicism. Discuss.
Friday, November 06, 2009
Look What The Cat's Dragged In
If the quality of the thought processes on display here is anything to go by, that would be the dog's dinner.
David Frum, Zombiecon, rises once again to terrorise the neighbourhood.
The Deregulation Of Morality
Be careful for what you wish for, in case you get it.
The writer of that article rather misses the point. None of Britain's leaders, from whatever political party you might care to name, want Britain to be Britain, a place where City gents go to work in bowler hats and Mother stays at home to bake for the WI and listen to 'Woman's Hour'. They want to rule a chaotic, badly governed and distrustful country like India, if only because it's easier for them to employ the ancient strategy of divide et impera and extend their rule for as long as possible. Oh, of course, they want the bits of Britishness that they like, such as the honours and the ermine; but the idea that British rulers have ever been in favour of that oleaginous moral morass commonly known as British values is far, far wide of the mark.
Trans At The Tron

Good to see that the organisers of the Glasgay! festival are pushing the cultural envelope by putting on a show about Our Lord being a trans-sexual. Such bravery! So witty!
The cultural envelope must be so worn by now that it's only fit for lining the catbasket.
Yet while this has generated much understandable outrage, it should not be forgotten that the organisers of such events tend to be obsessed as much with their own organs as with organising blasphemy and moral anarchy. Do they think that if they stop contemplating the relevant portion, even for a moment, it'll somehow mysteriously fall off? They really should stop this guff and develop a taste for the high camp involved in playing bingo; one could hardly think of a demographic who could be more delighted to hear the command, 'Eyes Down'...
